Now understand something: This is the ONLY COMPLETE Special Investigator Kit around. Accept no substitutes. Also:
- Do not question why one of the badges has "This is a Toy" printed on it.
- Don't ask who precisely the "Leading Authority" is who wrote the FREE booklet.
- Don't wonder what details of the leatherette case, "authentic" ID Card, and Badge Flasher aren't in common with those "used by private & special investigators everywhere."
- Don't ask "Is this really the 'Best Buy Around?'"
- Don't ponder "Can this get me into the police academy?"
- Don't wonder why this isn't available to residents of New York.